Hell Hath No Flurry

January 3, 2026

Kick off the new year, wrap up the holiday season, and jump-start your training with the chilly sister event to Hell Hath No Hurry — Hell Hath No Flurry!

Join us on Saturday, January 3, 2026, as we shake off the last of the holiday wiggles and welcome a new year of miles on the beautiful winter trails of Settlers Cabin Park. This relaxed, community-driven Fat Ass–style run is the perfect reset between the end of the festivities and the beginning of your training season.

📍 Event Details

Location: Algonquin Grove, Settlers Cabin Park
Start Time: 6:00 AM
End Time: Noon
Course: ~5ish-mile loop
https://connect.garmin.com/modern/course/421172975

Run one loop. Run six. Or string them together and start your year with a 50K.
No pressure. No set distance. Just run as much (or as little) as your legs are ready for.

❄️ Fat Ass Event Format

This is a classic Fat Ass–style run:

No course markings — bring a friend or meet new trail buddies to navigate together
No aid stations — carry what you need and resupply from your car after each loop
No frills, no fees, no whining — just winter trails and community

📝 Registration (Free — Please Sign Up)

While this is a free Fat Ass event, everyone planning to participate is asked to sign up so we know who to expect.
Signing up helps us gauge attendance, communicate updates, and plan post-run goodies — no payment required.

https://runsignup.com/Race/PA/Pittsburgh/HellHathNoFlurry

☕ Post-Run Warmth & Giveback

At 11:00 AM, Audrey Burgoon — your savior from the back aid station during the race — will arrive with hot soup, hot chocolate, and coffee for everyone.

Donations will be accepted
All proceeds benefit Urban Impact

Stick around, bring something to share, and “re-calorate” together before heading home to warm showers, warm clothes, and that familiar glow of early-season training legs.

Start the year strong.
Embrace the cold.
Find the fire.